Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

Whats 1+1? The answer!

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

knock knock who's there Steve Go away

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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