- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Barack Obama plays basketball

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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