what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

Q- Why? A- Why not?

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

A man penetrates another man.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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