What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

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a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 went to a house party. 7 was there. 7 and 6 kind of new each other. They went to the same school, but weren`t really friends. All night 7 was giving 6 strange looks. 6 started feeling uneasy, so he left the party early. When 6 got in his car 7 was inside waiting for him and pulled out a gun. Luckily 6 got away from 7 safely, but has been scared of him ever since.

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What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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when debbie meets downer

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

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wommmoaooammaaa

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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Caca.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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