- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

How did the baby cross the ocean? It was stapled to a whale.

What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

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did you stub your toe?

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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