why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

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How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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