Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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anus

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