What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

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what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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