What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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BIble verses: (secret bible code breaker edition) 90.01: Might thy level of power rise above the scouter of Vegebles 3.14: Thy shall make use of pee 6:9 Oral interaction is good for thee. 9:6: Peter said, lordeth this is no good, then the lordet said, try 6:9 and all was good. 6.66 Calleth upon this number on thy cell to speak with the beast. 9:11 This number shall aid you when in danger if thy have a cell, but not against the fallen by and Al Caida. 8:00 Call upon thy cellphone at no cost. 5.99 Thy use of plays of station three, areth too expensive... Whoops! Amen and RIIIIIIIIIIDGE RACER! 50:50 Thy shall share equally. 6:19: Thy shall use thy wrestling moves well. 20:00 Thy shall noth uset this windows version as it sucketh.' 88:88 Thy shall create four equal snowmen for me. 12.34 Read this and thy shall learn to count til four. 7:77 The number of the luck. X:B0X: It sucketh hard. 3:60 it sucketh far more than the original 9:99 Is the number to defeateth the beast while he is resting upside down 0:13 "and samuel said, but oh lord, I am a teen now!" And the lord agreed and all was good. Ok, I got to decode my bible further, yes indeed!

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What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

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what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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