- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

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What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

Were can you find a bag of meth?

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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