- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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it's funny because it's funny

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

whats black and strange a paki

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

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