Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

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What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

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roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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