what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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