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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.