- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Here come the elephants over the hill!

How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Yo Momma is not fat.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

What is long and black? The line at KFC

What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

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