Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

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So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

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whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

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Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

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scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

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what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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