- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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