- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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