- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

Yo Momma is not fat.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

Good job, son.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??