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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

Women's Rights.

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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