- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Screw it you write the joke.

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