Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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Stephen Hawking can walk

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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Women's rights

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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