- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What the hell are you doing?

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

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