Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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The NBA and womens sports

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

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What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

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a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

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What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

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What's the difference between a stepfather and a turkey? A stepfather is a man who married a woman who has already had a family with another man but the man does not mind because he has fallen deeply in love with her and wants to spend the rest of his life with the woman. A turkey is completely different in many respects.

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What is long and black? The line at KFC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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