- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

world peace

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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