- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Yo Momma is not fat.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

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