- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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