- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red turtles are random. cancer

What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

if got a joke if fogot it

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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The queen having a shit

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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