Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

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I had a submarine.... once

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Hello penis

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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