- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

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