Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

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kk

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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Women's Rights

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Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

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your no better than a cockroach

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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