- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

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