- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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