- Anti Joke

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

I? Everett

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people