What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

The global news

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

what's the difference between a duck?

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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