- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

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