Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

You know what's catchy? A cold

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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