What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

The NBA and womens sports

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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