- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

Justin Bieber

so the weather's nice...

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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