Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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