- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

How do you stop a bus ? Put 3 small children in front of it Whats sad about 3 children who died in a bus crash ? They were my kids. How do you know if you're blind ? You run in to a wall

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

How did the baby cross the ocean? It was stapled to a whale.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Good job, son.

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

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