Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

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what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

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what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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Religion.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Anti Joke

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