What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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well use a tissue!

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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wh@t d0 y0u c@II @ d0g5sh£t w1th n0 sm£II? 0ID d0gsh£T

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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New mission: refuse this mission

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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