So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

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How do you stop a bus ? Put 3 small children in front of it Whats sad about 3 children who died in a bus crash ? They were my kids. How do you know if you're blind ? You run in to a wall

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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How did the baby cross the ocean? It was stapled to a whale.

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Ubisoft presents a game by ubisoft

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

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what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

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Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

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Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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