- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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