I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

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You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

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You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

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Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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