What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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hello

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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