What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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if got a joke if fogot it

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i like men but im not gay

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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LOL

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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