- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

Albino African Americans

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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