A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

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why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

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Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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