Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

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Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

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What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

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A blone walks into a bank in New York City and asks the bank teller for a $5000 loan because she's going to Mexico for 2 weeks. The bank teller said he would need some security for the money. The blonde tells him her new Rolls Royce is in the parking Lot and she hands him the keys. The blonde gets the money and goes on her trip. Another employee at the bank then parks the car in the underground parking garage. He later ffinds out the blonde is a multi millionaire. When the blonde arrives home from she pays back the $5000 and $15 interest. When the bank teller asks her why she gave them a $250000 car for security or needed the $5000 loan if she was a multi millionaire, the blonde answers, "Where else can you park your car in New York City and expect it to stillbe there when you return?"

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

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What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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How High is a Chinese man

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why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

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Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

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