Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

drugs.

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

This isn't funny.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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