Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

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Roses are flowers.

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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BOTTOM!!!

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

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Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

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Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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