- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

Justin Bieber

Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

so the weather's nice...

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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