What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

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Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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