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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

Worms don't like apples.

What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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