- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

You're a frog

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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