- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

feminists.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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