- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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