- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Why did the dog die? He was old

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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