- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

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A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

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A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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