What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Kys

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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