- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

Knock knock I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

What happen? Idk...

What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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