- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

The dewey decimal system

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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