What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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Tough crowd tonight...

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

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Cancer.

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

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How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

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Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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