Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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