Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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Gordon Brown smiles.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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hi penis ham telephone

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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sweating like antoni with a girl

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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