- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

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