- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the name of the car? What

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

women's rights

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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