What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

What's brown and sticky? Anal

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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