An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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