What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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hello

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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