- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Men

Horse with a chair on his head.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

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