What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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I love alchohol!

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Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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