a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

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How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

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What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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Women's rights.

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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