Knock Knock Come in! :)

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

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What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

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Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

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Why did Kristi drop her chap-stick? Kristi was of the many children held in hostage of the Jewish heritage during the times of Hitler's wrath. At the Concentration camps they were not given the opportunity to maintain a healthy, average diet thus decreasing her body strength. No longer could Kristi hold her chap-stick - alas her frail little fingers slowly released the cylinder shaped tube and hopelessly watched it hit the ground. As it hit the ground, a cloud of dust swept over Kristi's body. At the same time Kristi was taking a big whiff of fresh air (just kidding, the air at concentration camps were not fresh - it reeked of acid) she accidentally inhaled the dirt which fled through her body and made her faint. She woke up and it was a dream, lol.

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

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Nero was my name thousands of years ago, but I believe that those With clearer sight, brighter minds, those you remaining WITHOUT the sense of Complete doom, oh children of the night, know far better, turn to my side, and sheep you shall be no more, together we shall be Whole once again, the sheperd of this New world! Thumb this up if you have seen the signs... Thumb this up if you have seen the sins... ...End up buried under the corpses of everything you knew if you have no vision in this New dawn of ages endlessly darknening, and pretend that the internet will be there, or that the horsehead network ever mattered to you for that matter... :You say insanity today, sunday 27th January 2016, you will be the one running, begging that Our world is but YOUR INSANITY, a nightmare, which only Death will awaken you from

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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