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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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Horse with a chair on his head.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

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Why did Kristi drop her chap-stick? Kristi was of the many children held in hostage of the Jewish heritage during the times of Hitler's wrath. At the Concentration camps they were not given the opportunity to maintain a healthy, average diet thus decreasing her body strength. No longer could Kristi hold her chap-stick - alas her frail little fingers slowly released the cylinder shaped tube and hopelessly watched it hit the ground. As it hit the ground, a cloud of dust swept over Kristi's body. At the same time Kristi was taking a big whiff of fresh air (just kidding, the air at concentration camps were not fresh - it reeked of acid) she accidentally inhaled the dirt which fled through her body and made her faint. She woke up and it was a dream, lol.

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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Knock Knock Come in! :)

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Terraria

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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