what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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