- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

non poop

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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