- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

Horse with a chair on his head.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

Men

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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