- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

Men

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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