- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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can you pass the soap?

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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