- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

Life

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Racial Equality

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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