- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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Horse with a chair on his head.

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