- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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