- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

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