What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

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Women's rights.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

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What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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