like this if you think what ever you want to..

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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what is the color of a burp burple

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God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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