A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

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How was Charles Manson able to get women to kill for him? Because he was charismatic and intelligent.

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"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

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What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

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2 men walk into a bar without thier shirts. They get kicked out. 2 women walk into a bar without thier shirts They got beaten almost to death Why? The men dressed up as women, and every hated them so much they beat the almost to death when 2 cops walk into that bar, see the men dressed up as women and they too beat them. Little do they all know that the men disguised as women are really secret goverment agents looking into a drug deal. The drug dealers got away and now we have 2 people sueing the police department and drugs on the street again. Oh yeah I almost forgot: I made this up so if you read it you're going to die withing the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years. I gurantee it. If you dont the men in white coats are going to do extremely painful tests on you and you just might die so then no one will care and maybe get onto thier lives again. Why did I right this? It hasnt happened to me so I dont know If you tell me I will give you something more valueble than gold. Want to know what it is? TELL ME FIRST!!!!

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Anti Joke

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