Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

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a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

This is a joke.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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