- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

K O O K A B U R R A . . . . . . . . . . ReTweet

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??