Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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No soup for you!

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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A turtle and a rabbit are having a race. The rabbit goes really fast and sees the turtle so far away. So the rabbit takes a short nap and waits for the turtle for a little challenge. Suddenly the rabbit wakes up and sees the turtle about to cross the finish line. The rabbit runs as fast as he can, but it was too late. A bus runs them over and they both die.

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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