rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

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This is a joke.

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Go away still nothing to see

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

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Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

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Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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