What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

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What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

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What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

whats black and strange a paki

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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