- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

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