What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

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Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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why is my phone broken i dropped it

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

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what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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If you put two black men in an empty room, what will they do? They will most likely try to figure out why they have been put in such a confusing scenario. Then one of the black men will suggest the possibility that maybe they are being used as a subject of a joke. The other black man agrees then they both hang themselves since they have no other purpose in life.

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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