Why was six afraid of seven? Well...here's how it went. It was a rainy Sunday evening. Seven felt like he wasn't cared for and unneeded. Two and Four tried talking to him, but that might have set him off. I just left a deli with my friend Three, and as soon as we leave, I see Seven, with a 45 to his head speeding down the alley. Causing mass commotion, he careens to the right a split second before hitting pedestrians. At the sight of that, I knew he was still in control. I call him on my smartphone and tell him to "Relax, park, and I'll meet you in a minute." I run up the side of the pickup, and lean in on the window. He pulls it down and I tell him that it isn't over, and that we DO care for him. One, Five, and Ten were run over though. Oh, and Seven ate Nine too. He was depressed when he did it.

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

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What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

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aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

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Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

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Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

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What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

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Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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