- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

whats black and strange a paki

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

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