- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

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What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

Women's Rights.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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