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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

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