- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

This is a joke.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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