- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

Dick Cheney That's the joke

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

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