that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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