Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

Connor is homo

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

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