- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

Whats worse than a joke? This

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

When is a door not a door? Never.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

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