- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

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